Urban Dictionary: Blanketed

Mitzvah Blanket

1.The blanket used during sexual intercourse by religious jews which has a cut out for the male genitalia as to minimize the physical contact between the husband and the wife while still having babies

Damn, Rachel will only let me use a mitzvah blanket, there is only a hole between us

by Tim pen123q2r June 12, 2010

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mong blanket

a derogatory term for an acquaintance who displays simple qualities and struggles with everyday interactions.

Phil, have you been biting the tree again you mong blanket?

by whittal's winkle picker November 06, 2011

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Mossy blanket

When you masturbate and cum in your happy trail

Mossy blanket

by Bean juice August 12, 2017

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dicks in blankets

Like pigs but with dicks. Very popular party food. At certain parties.

dicks in blankets, dick, pigs, blankets, party, party food

by crossfire_1 December 02, 2013

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well, wrap my dick in a blanket

An expression of surprise and disbelief. similar to "well, I'll be" or "I've seen it all"..... but with more dick

So, you're telling me that you are a doctor AND a lawyer!? Well, wrap my dick in a blanket! What a story!

by Chicken Chicken Pumpernickle December 09, 2016

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wet blanket

a British slur for a gay person.

"look at them, bunch of wet blankets"

by YahNAANA July 23, 2019

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Wet Blanket

a blanket that is wet

damn i got a wet blanket

by marthayouclumsyslut May 01, 2021

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