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The only think that keeps me safe from the cruel world when Im out of my den of depression. Thank you for your service.
Depression: Boo!

Me: Nice try, my blanket shall protect me
by Bigm0uth June 03, 2020
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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When someone says something so boring that it literally puts you to sleep.
Joel: Man, that statement Tyler said was so blanket, put me right to sleep.
by meteor_melee July 21, 2020
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a cloth that is like a towel, but it's usually heavier and instead of drying you, it keeps you warm. Most people like to keep blankets on their bed at night. Blankets are totally sweet
damn I love my blanket
by where am i? February 07, 2005
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A mostly soft thing to keep warm with but is not always soft
Friend: how are you not cold
Me: I have a blanket
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Large grouping of robots, in the same fashion of flock of birds or crash of rhinos.
A blanket of robots attacked the space station leaving no survivors.
by Matthew Liguori December 18, 2006
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