blank firing

A military training system for firing rifles without bullets.

Blank firing: it’s like a vasectomy; all the fun and noise, but none of the consequences apart from having to clean up afterwards

by zizi_87 October 15, 2018

firing blanks

(v.) Shooting a gun loaded with 'blank' rounds that create smoke and noise, but bear no fruit from the barrel.


(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.

His gun was firing blanks (weaponry)



His ...gun.... was firing blanks (sexual connotation)

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

Firing Blanks

Can be referred to either as bullets which are fired from a weapon, or not having a high enough sperm count to impregnate a female.

... Or male depending on which part of the world you come from.

Soldier1 - Die you enemy people!
Soldier2 - Dude, their still alive!
Soldier1 - I'm firing blanks..

Dude1 - Aww man, me and Emma have been trying for months now.
Dude2 - You must be firing blanks man ...

by Myk29 November 24, 2009

Firing Blanks

one who isnt able to ejaculate semen yet

"Ian stop firing blanks"

"At least i aint firing blanks"

by AviatorsRdABOMb May 8, 2010

Firing blanks like '98

when you were trying to nut before your body can even generate cum in your balls.

yeah man, I was firing blanks like '98 when I was 10.

by TheSpizzleWizard November 29, 2021