Urban Dictionary: Bland

Plain and boring. Not exciting.

Mayor Williams' speech about our lack of senators was pretty bland.

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Dull or gray, tasteless or non-exciting, boring

Gerry : Amanda has been taking the most bland pictures in photography class lately

Jesse : Yeah dude, like that picture of just grass, she is such a bland person

by God2222 October 06, 2009

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When you're trying to provoke a guy who doesn't get upset, that's a bland you fucking with.

Jim's such a bland, he doesn't get upset when you say something to him with his thin skin and all.

by Solid Mantis March 23, 2018

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One big freaking mess

Oh look there goes bland, what a mess

by An abitual line stepper November 30, 2004

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Don't let the name fool you. This man's personality and character are anything but bland. World-renowned penitentiary cook. Able to conjure culinary magic using a microwave. Even with the dust cloud from ReRun fouling the air, his cooking prowess is something like that of the Iron Chef. His appearance is best described as the adult version of Rollo Brown. Microphone afro head and all.

Person 1: Yo, you seen Bland?

Person 2: YOU ALREADY KNOW, that motherfucker cooking.

by RyanFNation October 07, 2018

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Plain and boring

Water is so bland. I want apple juice.

by Oh, pls May 06, 2019

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No color is bland. Doesn't mean white, not the same thing.

That guy doesn't get mad at or about anything, what a bland.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018

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