v
to accidentally make a rude remark without thinking about it.

A Blanch is when someone makes a gowing, realizes their blunder, and tries in vain to redeem them selves by making their gowing funny, but only compounds the error. After the failure is realized by bystanders, one or possibly several of them call "Blanch!"

(The definition of Blanch submitted by Broadbent, is completely incorrect, the author obviously has not paid close enough attention, or has not included his/herself enough in contemporary teenage male culture to know the true meaning of the word.)

noun, plural shartes blanches  shahrts blanch, blahnch; Fr. shart blahnsh

1. Unconditional authority; full discretionary power to shart as you please. Usually granted after a heavy night of drinking, or the accidental consumption of high volumes of laxitives.

2. A pair of jocks that is blank except for a shart and given by the shartist to another person to wear as he or she pleases.

3. Cards. a hand having no face card but with a really shitty scoring value, as in piquet.

when someone says a joke and people laugh. Then someone calls a Gowing cause they thought it was bad, so you call Blanch.

someone who is so dumb they used CARL BLANCHE as an argument for the word Carte Blanc and still thinks they are correct

Blanch girls also know as hood rat the are men in a woman’s body literally they all like to fight every where the go blanch girls also give uck to there own brothers

A new breed of groupies that suck dick on the first link and attend all parties in Dublin to scream lyrics and waterfall WKD

Very Homeless and Ratchet