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A rude comeback or action which surprises the other person or persons which is used by others not the person to say the comeback.
She's more stupid than a donkey.
Wow, you're really blan dude.
I hate her, she's really ugly. She'll never get a boyfriend.
Why are you so blan?
Wow, you're really blan dude.
I hate her, she's really ugly. She'll never get a boyfriend.
Why are you so blan?
by dangerouslypurple November 05, 2010
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Short hand for Plan B
Guy 1: “Hey bro, did you fuck her?”
Guy 2: “Nah bruh i didn’t have any blans on me, I don’t wanna be a dad”
Guy 2: “Nah bruh i didn’t have any blans on me, I don’t wanna be a dad”
by yeahporter March 14, 2020
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A Plan created out of pure boredom; an event made between two people because they dont have anything else to do.
Dave: Yo Randall I'm Bored
Randall: Ya me 2
Dave: Wanna go get some food or something
Randall: Well we have nothing else to do...
Dave: Well I guess we have a Blan
Randall: Ya me 2
Dave: Wanna go get some food or something
Randall: Well we have nothing else to do...
Dave: Well I guess we have a Blan
by twirk787 March 11, 2011