Urban Dictionary: Blammered

(adj)To be so blazed and hammered at the same time that weird shit starts to happen

dud i was so blammered last night that my dog told me to sit yahahahhaha

by Cannabinator June 10, 2009

Gun, usually a large caliber weapon.

Ay cuz, better grab the blammer, this ninja over here is looking like he might need to get served.

by ceerip707 February 08, 2018

A shiny or pimped out gun, usually for decoration, drug lords, or rich people that want to feel powerful.

"Aye pass me that blammer, bouta pop these fools in in style"

by Stillbrazy June 18, 2016

Hey y'all, you guys didn't leave me enough jelly to make a blammer.

by big_dawg1 February 17, 2010

The unattractive girls that get into parties because their friends are hot. (Or if they sneak in/are on the list somehow)

Bro Chad only hooks up with straight blammers

by YoungGWIL November 04, 2015

Two shot's with the blamer, got rocked with the blamer,
Pussies dropped with the blammer

by Gus211 April 27, 2018

It is in fact the correct tool to successfully complete any job that may come about within the community or household.

Hey, pass me that blammer, bruh, I'll pop em' from right here.

by Tim Br. Dik December 10, 2018