Blakey - traditionally a term describing a metal stud inserted into the sole or heel of a shoe to prohibit wear. Latterly adopted by aficionados of the cult 1970's BBC TV series `On The Buses' to describe the overly officious nature of a buses inspector.
Hence to be like `Blakey' is generally considered demeaning and to exhibit a penchant for officialdom and vegetable juices.
by Mundungus April 01, 2006
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One who likes to have hott, sweaty, DIRTY ANIMAL SEX; (preferably with WEASEL'S) while drinking ORANGE MOCHA FRAPUCCINO'S. After having ANIMAL SEX, he likes to "PUSH" them to their sure death at the gas station as a STAR. And then he becomes their EUGUGALIZER.
That Harris kid is such a Blakey.
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Little shit who is innocent and oblivious to everything that goes on which would be rated above a pg
He doesn't get it he's such a Jack Blakey!
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A pazzed out, closeted, passive aggressive, dippy, junkie fried fuck that loves to play the victim in EVERYTHING and has 0 respect for anything or anyone

A blakey flower is often referred to as an air-waster or a poofter chook and are noticeable with their confused look towards everyday life.
If your scared you could always do a blakey flower and hide under the bed

"He couldnt even get it hard"
"Omg not another blakey flower!!"

Smells like diabetes... blakey flowers not around is he?!
by Bfpc92 February 24, 2017
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Originates from the song:
Poppy Bird by Bromheads Jacket
(or whatever)

And is now what we call Blakey dear ;)
Mwahahahaha

See also: REX
"Oi Poppy blakey, hows your ginger self doing?"
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