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A small town in southwest Georgia near Donalsonville and Colquitt. The average gpa is 1.4. If you can read a paragraph without stuttering you’re considered a genius. Everybody knows each other and everybody has agenda whether it’s poisoning it citizens or fucking your best friends sister. Enjoy the smell of peanut dust and cocoa butter as you cross into this quiet, and quaint town where every convienence store is ran by the same Indian guy.
Joey: Dude this pecan pie tastes like ass and peanuts. Hugh: It’s my grandmother’s recipe from Blakely. Joey: Blakely??? Where is that. Hugh: I have no idea, wait you eat ass? Joey: Like beef jerky YeeYee!!!
by Broke Back Mountain Guy March 28, 2019
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Blakely is a crazy, sweet, and caring person. She is amazing to her friends and sometimes her sister, but can be a butt to her family. She is mostly beautiful and kind and an AMAZING dancer.
Look at that! Blakely is putting her feet over her head!”
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by paytonolivia November 10, 2019
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a little person who fancys himself as some what of a ladies man but is a perv but is exteremly funny
blakely douglas zimmerman the 3rd
by stephaanieee May 18, 2008
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A dumbass name given by dumbass parents that are trying to be cute.
Her: "My name is Blakely."

Him: "That's a stupid fucking name."
by TheTruthMan3000 May 19, 2020
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She is one of the best girls out there, she will make you smile non stop and laugh, she is a real jokster. You wont want to let this girl go, she will make you think about her and want to always text her, shes just amazing. The facetime calls you guys will have will make you upset when they end, telling her goodmorning will just warm your heart, seeing her happy will feel like such an accomplishment to you, not to mention she is so cute and sweet
Wow i cant get blakely off my mind, shes so sweet.
by Ggaalsh May 29, 2020
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she is one of the best people i have ever met i love her, she's my favorite person 💟!!
yo do you know blakely??
no??
shut up
by junobug July 25, 2021
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