The name Blackwell means beautiful, smart, mythical, and ninja-like.
They are hard to spot people, so once you find one, NEVER LET THEM GO!
If you do you, will be attacked and put in a cage.
By the way, ignore the first definition, they were jerks.
Oh my gosh! Did you just see that? I think it was a Blackwell!
by Up down and frown March 23, 2013
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1. A whiny little bitch.

2. Someone who complains constantly.

3. Anyone with a large Jew nose.
Guy 1: Dude both of my parents just died.

Guy 2: Quit being such a Blackwell and suck it up. No one wants to hear that shit.
by Hory Cogan November 17, 2009
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A man with striking good looks who is smarter than you and misunderstood. This is why he is like a deep well of blackness and lashes out at stupidity and incompetence in the world.
Store Clerk: Oh my god! That man was harassing me! I feel unsafe.
Store Manager: Take a photo of his license plate! ( for god knows what reason?!)
Narrator: You weren't being harassed. You were just wrong, and he told you about it, and got your feelings hurt. You were just blackwelled, baby, and that shit only hurts if you're too stupid to understand rationality. So sorry about that.
by blackwell's baby November 21, 2017
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Some shitty ass kid who doesn't do shit and sits at a lunch table, drinking excessive and unhealthy amounts of semen with a hint of lemon pepper. he used an oversized screwdriver to drill a hole into a lawnmower, just so he could fit his monkey deep inside. He would grind sand and pour the gritty concoction into his dick hole, and upload EVERYTHING to 4chan. He is the living proof that God doesn't exist and brings a whole new meaning to "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush". If you ever meet this stereotypical kid, give him a thicc shlap on the ass and run as fast as you can.
Danny: That guy is totally a Luke Blackwell
Jeremy: Yeah you're right lets get out of here
by andrewn11 January 27, 2020
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A "Matt Blackwell" is a special kind of shitbag. Matt is quite straggly and useless. A bit bossy for such a less than average build. Almost even a pussy of sorts. An asshat of a person. All talk, yet no backup. Quick to draw in a fistfight because we know he just couldn't win. What wanker..
Don't be a Matt Blackwell
by Bitch Muffin March 14, 2019
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He is the useful lesbian that converts to women yet falls in love with men that are in high school. She is a dumb blonde with kankles. She is also known as a penis.
Put your Bethany Blackwell in my vaginal circle.
by ChaseB. August 11, 2011
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