A condition that occurs when you get poop smeared all over your butt cheeks, and after several attempts to wipe it off with toilet paper, you begin to feel a burning sensation. It feels almost like sunburn.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.