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See Detroit, Washington DC, New Orleans, Philly, Harlem or Gary.
Yo, we gots to go over to Blackistan to pick up some bud, yo.
by Schwarzkrieg February 11, 2005
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Every city in sub-Saharan Africa, every city in the Caribbean, every city in Brazil, Most cities in the US, in particular Detroit, Philadelphia, Formerly Los Angeles but no longer mainly due to Mexicans, New Orleans, (pronounced 'Nawlins'), Dallas, Most of Brooklyn and the Bronx , saint louis, Washington dc, Oakland, Gary, and Camden.

As of 2010, several cities in "Europe" are now Blackistans, namely London, Almost every city in "France", Brussels, Amsterdam, Frankfurt, Rome, Antwerp, Dublin (almost), Stockholm, Malmo and soon to be Blackistans include Helsinki, Patras, Berlin and Vienna.

Though none exist currently, Blackistans are beginning to emerge in East Asia, the biggest example being Guangzhou in China.
Would-be Traveler: I always wanted to go to several European cities...
Experienced Traveler: You mean Blackistani cities?
by AmbassadorFromTheFuture February 06, 2011
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imaginary location, where neocon fantasy has created an african-islamic-terrorist trifecta that can be used to justify patriot act III
(from state of the union address 2005)

"that's why I sent our marines over to blackistan, to find osama bling ladin and bring him to justice."

(wild applause)
by MPG May 04, 2004
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A term used by Afghan people to refer to Africa.

It is NOT meant to be used in a racist manner.
by Jamal94 May 12, 2013
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A catch-all term for any Arabic country in Africa. Tunisia, Egypt, Somalia, Djibouti, Chad, Libya, Algeria, and Chad can all be described as 'Blackistan'
Acil El-Hassen is from Blackistan.
by Glen Robertson December 21, 2006
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The race that combines African American and Pakistanis. Example: Obama
β€œHey bro did you know that Obama is blackistan?”
by Sensai WALL-ee December 19, 2019
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