A teammate in a pickup basketball game who won't pass to save his life...The ball goes in and won't come back out.

by GBurgNupe August 24, 2004

-Commonly regarded as the point of insection of any object compressed to within its Schwarzschild radius, at which it begins to collaps inward...

-but more generally a condition in which an equation governing a physical law is pushed to an extreame not possible according to itself...

...essentially a physical manifestation of an asymptote or a infinite limit, solved for any complex equation...

-for instance at some point any gravity related law can be manipulated to result in, oh say, a non-finite mass or in-constant time...

---Let me try and simplify, mathamatically the sum of an infitinte series can be infinite, physically it cannot, yet any physical equation can be integrated into a form where it can yeild similar results...

uhh, let me try again........

-the sum of all mass in the universe is infinite, not too hard to accept

-the sum of that infinite mass can be confined within a finite space, can't quite wrap your brain around it conceptually, so we call it a Blackhole!!

-but more generally a condition in which an equation governing a physical law is pushed to an extreame not possible according to itself...

...essentially a physical manifestation of an asymptote or a infinite limit, solved for any complex equation...

-for instance at some point any gravity related law can be manipulated to result in, oh say, a non-finite mass or in-constant time...

---Let me try and simplify, mathamatically the sum of an infitinte series can be infinite, physically it cannot, yet any physical equation can be integrated into a form where it can yeild similar results...

uhh, let me try again........

-the sum of all mass in the universe is infinite, not too hard to accept

-the sum of that infinite mass can be confined within a finite space, can't quite wrap your brain around it conceptually, so we call it a Blackhole!!

I took a combination of Theoretical-Mathamtics, and Philosophy courses my first semester, so this is how I define a Blackhole...

by q4 June 09, 2004

You can call me the blackhole because I will be so deep even light cannot escape (from your asshole).

by PussyDestroyer9000 March 25, 2014

a scientific myth that is grounded on the so-called lorentz' contraction (the idea that space gets distorted). it contradicts the POV (persistence of vision, the idea that space only appears to get distorted, because time takes a while to travel).

by sabicu November 10, 2013

by Xexdeh January 01, 2020

Matt " dude I so wanna bang that lyssa girl, I heard she'll bang anyone"

Friend " dude don't that girls a blackhole! If you value your manhood don't go near that shit!"

Friend " dude don't that girls a blackhole! If you value your manhood don't go near that shit!"

by ShawtyIsA10 September 10, 2010

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