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Two very hairy butt checks of a man aged 17-25. Hair can be seen starting at, but not limited to, his lower back while shirtless.
Girl: Look at his hairy lower back!
Girl2: Yea he must have a serious pair of black forest hams roasting in those board shorts!
Girl: Black Forest Hams?
Girl2: Yea, butt checks are hams, swamps are woodland like forests, but its not quite like swamp ass, less moist, like a forest, and it would be black, like his pubes.
Girl:... You eat way to much Subway
Girl2: whats funny is i would love a black forest ham five dollar footlong right now... you know me to well...
Girl2: Yea he must have a serious pair of black forest hams roasting in those board shorts!
Girl: Black Forest Hams?
Girl2: Yea, butt checks are hams, swamps are woodland like forests, but its not quite like swamp ass, less moist, like a forest, and it would be black, like his pubes.
Girl:... You eat way to much Subway
Girl2: whats funny is i would love a black forest ham five dollar footlong right now... you know me to well...
by William Nye November 02, 2009
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At the start of the event, the event organizer went black forest ham, when he realized that the person he was introducing did not respect equality.
by MR. Ham, Black Forest Ham June 04, 2020