Urban Dictionary: Björk

bjork

Someone that will beat your ass if you say "Welcome to Bangkok" anywhere near her.

Hapless bystander: Welcome to Bangkok!

Bjork: Gappa-Pdow!!!

by One Half January 04, 2006

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Björk

Absolute perfection. Most gorgeous woman alive.
Incredibly talented. Unique in every way.

Me: Björk flows with amazing talent...it makes me want to got to Iceland!

by Sarah Röse September 18, 2007

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Björk

to be amazing

Did you see the way that guy did a backflip on his bike? that was so Björk!!

by Jimmy January 31, 2004

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bjork

The act of having sex (or generally fooling around) with a copy of oneself; be it robot, clone, simulation, dream, time-travel paradox or otherwise.

The robots bjorked in Björk's video for "All Is Full of Love."

Homer bjorks himself in the Simpsons episode There's Something About Marrying.

I doubt I'd bjork myself if I went back in time; I'm a bit too hairy.

by heyfuture June 05, 2009

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BJORK

(v) To act in an outlandish manner; create a confusing spectacle

She's going to Bjork up the place with her new see-through monkey outfit.

by anonymous August 23, 2003

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Björk

The most talented, beautiful and creative being on planet Earth.

Ian: "Did you worship Björk today?"

Gregg: "Hell yeah! I worship Björk everyday!"

by Björk's Disciple October 21, 2007

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bjork

Icelandic singer who also wrote the lyrics to Skyfire's debut album 'Timeless Departure'.

I know that Bjork has lyrical talent through her writing of Skyfire's lyrics, despite never listening to her music.

by Shadow Creator November 01, 2007

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