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stupid weird woman that eats a lot of asscreme and smells like burnt curry, this woman is psychopath and will shortly be committing suicide in a hole with a mirror because that is the worst possible death. her brother will drive shezinder to school everyday while she awaits her death
Bizminder- my brother is deeply in love with u
Shezinder- I know he is, who isn't anyways?
Bizminder- that is true,i love more than Zayn Malik
Shezinder- I know that, everyone knows it
Bizminder- baby don't leave me
Shezinder-go die
Bizminder- okay, bye. my brother aaits in his car outside, he will take u to the store of asscreme
Shezinder- I know he is, who isn't anyways?
Bizminder- that is true,i love more than Zayn Malik
Shezinder- I know that, everyone knows it
Bizminder- baby don't leave me
Shezinder-go die
Bizminder- okay, bye. my brother aaits in his car outside, he will take u to the store of asscreme
by #bronswag January 15, 2014
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011