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a blowjob performed on a person who is asleep
"Man, I woke up and that skank was giving me a bivens"!
by Mr. Bivens May 25, 2008
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May 21 Word of the Day
n. The birth name of somebody who has changed their name. Most commonly attributed to trans people, but can be attributed to any person who has changed their name. (sometimes written as two words: dead name)

v. 1. To call somebody by their deadname.
v. 2. To out somebody's deadname to the public.
Don't call her by her deadname. She hasn't gone by that name in years.
by Canola Yogurt September 16, 2014
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A person who got beaten up everyday in high school, and now spends all his time posting inane stuff on the internet. Bivens very rarely leaves the house, except to go to LAN parties so he can talk about how "leet" he is. May or may not be attracted to one of the Hanson brothers.
What, did you lose another girlfriend to Ditech.com? You're such a Bivens.
by Lunarian March 17, 2005
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She was all ready to go home with him until he opened his mouth and Bivens'd it up
by ATOhurley May 12, 2016
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Synonym for simp-ish "cringe" or "crinj"
You cant call him cringe when he is already Biven.
by zangay April 06, 2020
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