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the act of complaining to someone in hopes that they share a mutual frustration, therefore gaining rapport through similar dislikes.
Phil and Tim were new on the job. Phil began bitch bonding with Tim over all the hard work they had to do. They became good friends within the first week. No one liked them.
by Oogieboogiek August 31, 2017
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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One's attempt to make someone else mad at something, even if nothing bad happened to them that they can remember. Usually, happens with a pair of females.
"Hannah and Emma were in some bitch bonding and I overheard it."
"What was it about?"
"Hannah lost a relationship with her friend because she was dating Hunter."
"And Emma?"
"...She was in a real good mood so I don't even know why she was mad at 'something', but she was."
"What was it about?"
"Hannah lost a relationship with her friend because she was dating Hunter."
"And Emma?"
"...She was in a real good mood so I don't even know why she was mad at 'something', but she was."
by someotherkid2021 August 31, 2017