Urban Dictionary: Bitch Text

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When someone (usually a girl) sends you one or multiple text messages bitching at you for something he/she would never verbalize face to face.

Katie sent me multiple bitch texts last night after learning I had forgotten to call her back, which seemed to hint at her real anger towards Mike, who had just broken up with her.

by Jingle Heimer Jo August 11, 2008

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NPR-American

A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.

by monkeylabor September 12, 2021

Bitch Text

When a guy misses his bitch when she's away, and feels that he needs to tell her so he sends her a bitch txt. If he does this he looses an element of his manhood, hence the name, "bitch txt".

Sesh: I really miss her man.
Gav: Send her a txt you big bitch.
Sesh: Nah man, I don't wanna send her a bitch text.
Gav: Just send the fucking thing you big bitch.

by G.Willi July 14, 2008

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bitchtext

noun- When you recieve a text, and the entire text is someone bitching at you. It's like being yelled at via text.

Angel-Micah was mad at Princess.
Chica- Yea, he sent her a bitchtext that was 3 texts long- Made her feel pretty guilty.

by sleepercell28 August 11, 2011

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