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To disregard something a bitch says in one simple phrase. Bitch please can also be used when a bitch is being bitchy
Example for definition one
bitch:we should go out
you:bitch please

Example for definition two
bitch: you are such a douch
you:bitch please
by swgmaster97 February 08, 2012
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Basically can be used for anything. From casual conversation with your hoes, to telling off some crazy snyp3masta whose all up in your grill. Works wonders. Can also be used as a filler in absent conversation. Can also be used as a response for things you don't want to respond to with an actual answer.
Example 1:
J: haha you're so funny! we're hilarious
E: lmao BITCH PLEASE

Example 2:
E: you really smell bad...and you're kind of super ugly...
J: BITCH PLEASE.

Example 3:
J: i'm bored
E: bitch please
J: yeah.

Example 4:
J: did you actually write all that stuff in my honesty box?
E: bitch please.

OR

J: do you think i look ugly today?
E: bitch please.
by DAKRU August 29, 2007
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A word used when someone says something stupid or something like that.
The Walking Dead(lol i love it I can't help it)

Carl (little 8 year old boy) - Dad, the walkers(zombies) look so scary I'm so scared!!!

Rick (Carl's daddy) - Bitch please.
by SomeDude2003 February 09, 2014
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The phrase said to a bitch/hoe right before u tap dat ass.
Bitch please, get on yo handz and knees... take that shit!
by Jebadiah September 27, 2003
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A person that says bitch please means the he\she thinks that you are beautiful and they wish that they were you.
Bitch Please you have to suck ma ASS.
by Lyn_99 December 21, 2016
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