Urban Dictionary: Bitch Please

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expression used when a douche bag says something untrue, unacceptable, or just plain stupid.

"are your titties real?"
"bitch please!"

by Margaret November 17, 2004

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A phrase used to begin sentences, usually by divas. Implies disagreement to the previous sentence.

Bobbi : I can ride camels with two humps.
Shequila : Bitch please, you can't even handle one hump.

by The Man Who Stares At Floats May 03, 2010

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Used to demonstrate ones apathy at being asked an offensive question.

Hoe:"Are you sure you haven't had enough?"
Baller:"Bitch please!"

by Banj December 20, 2004

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11

a phrase to respond with when you're being pissed off by a bitch.

bitch:"girl you aint got nothing"
you:"Bitch Please"

by Lydia from NY January 24, 2006

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12

a word you say to your ex after she wants you back.

can i have you back

bitch please

by stupoddd July 18, 2019

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origanally created and spoken by Christopher Crocker(complete homosexual, who wishes they were a girl). When a bitch is in your face you gently say bitch please. If the bitch does not leave then you take it to the next level by by saying ''for your own good bitch please.'' If the bitch still does not leave you yell BITCH PLEASE!

Shanaynay: I stole your man!

Laquisha: Ugh bitch please

Shanaynay: yeah

Laquisha: BITCH IMA SHANK YO NIGGA ASS! FOR YOUR OWN DAMN GOOD BITCH PLEASE!

by Dominque James Turner October 26, 2010