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a relative unit of measure for speed, humidity, or emotion
wow, he's going faster than a bitch monkey!
That's drier'n a bitch monkey
get out of the way... she's angrier than all bitch monkey
by antiminimidge February 15, 2005
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sex slave or just a slave, someone that always does things for you when you ask 'em to,
milhouse is bart's bitch monkey

that sexy boy is going to be my bitch monkey
your my bitch monkey
by houstongirl September 19, 2009
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a brother's desperate, ugly, and insecure girlfriend who nobody likes
She's so desperate that she stays with my brother, even though he will never marry her. No one else wants her because she is so ugly. She's known as the bitch monkey.
by princess traci April 28, 2006
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A very dry monkey. Also, something extremely dry.
This ham is drier than a bitch monkey, y'alls.
by ATOT March 14, 2004
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My boyfriend and I were camping and he caught a bitch monkey eating our bread.
by spinningmia May 20, 2007
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my brother's desperate, pathetic, and ugly girlfriend who nobody likes.
She has been dumped so many times. Now she's so desperate she stays with my brother, even though he will never marry her. We call her the bitch monkey.
by princess traci April 25, 2006
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