Hey, while your at the store could you pick me up a box of bitch-bullets, I'm having some fierce menstration. And Super-Plus-size me!


Say, could I bum a bitch bullet, I just started.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”