What any reasonable human with a brain bigger than my cocaine addiction calls those mindless wastes of their mother's eggs, birds. Birds are just another finger shoved up the unexpected ass of planet Earth. I am Hitler and every bird is just another jew to exterminate. Everything with wings are god damn lump tards that should go get butt cancer and suffer for years in unlivable excruciating pain and then, right when they are in remission after those horrible years of treatment and on their way homes from the hospital to go have sexytime with their hot wives and hug their children for the first time in ages, right as they are crossing the street to their houses a huge roaring semi truck packed with serial killers about to murder his entire family right in front of him in a brutal and inhumane way, smashes into his disgusting body. With his last moments of breath he can see flashes of his family being tortured to death like lambs to the slaughter and his cold heart melts away with every swing of the mallet to his first born son's head head. Fuck birds. They chirp too fucking loud when I'm trying to have sweet dreams about slammin' my 40 inch shaft into your mother without consent because she has a rape fetish. For your safety I will choke every bird with mustard gas and stomp their little pompous skulls in like grapes at a wine vineyard until I hear the last crack of the last skull of the last bird will I finally let my cold dead body be at peace with the world.