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Basically crack but in a game, and you create a life, or even control your friend's life. Super addictive, and porn directors have the highest salary!
Vanessa: Ugh i only slept for 2 hours last night
Jared: Watching Parks and Rec again?
Vanessa: Nah, I played as 25 people on BitLife
Jared: Oh....
Jared: Watching Parks and Rec again?
Vanessa: Nah, I played as 25 people on BitLife
Jared: Oh....
by crocthot February 04, 2019
3
Popular, fun life simulator, available on Google Play and the Apple Appstore. This game isn't like other simulators, because there are fun mini-games, slim to none pictures, and is overall a great way to spend your time. You can pretty much do anything, and try to earn badges and choose either wisely or poorly! It's your life!
Her: Dude, have you downloaded BitLife yet?! I literally just got sent to an Egyptian prison!!
Him: No! I've gotta try it!
Him: No! I've gotta try it!
by -NBA YoungGirl- July 22, 2020
4
The game where you make poor life decisions and go to prison, or just be someone that gets pregnant or others pregnant way too much.
by Guesswhoitsnotmelol April 02, 2020
5
The only thing that sucks about BitLife is that you have to pay for a lot of the best features. On the bright side, it’s only $5
by nlolhere July 13, 2020