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A bism is a term for someone who is deliberately irritating or annoying, but a less harsh term than 'bitch' when that is deemed inappropriate.
'Stop pestering me with your ridiculous questions, you silly bism!'
by Pigeonpie December 16, 2011
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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The piece of flesh between a woman's vagina and her anus.

I'm sure I was told this meaning when I was in the army in 1985 - have used it ever since.
You shaved your muff but not your bism.
by vegasrockstar June 22, 2012
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Bism is used in conversations between lovers, when one party is already involved with someone else. It is used when one party is trying to be "sensible" and not let themselves fall deeper into difficult, emotional, situations.
Follow your heart, jump in your car and come and move in with me. We are meant to be. Stop being bism!
by Wascally Wabbit 42 July 01, 2010
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A religion filled to the brim of Earths most elite. Derived from the 🅱️ig 🅱️od 🅱️erry 🅱️. 🅱️enson our 🅱️od. This is the superior religion. All others must succumb to its power.
That kid is really boofin. He must be a part of B-ism.
by 🅱️igga May 04, 2019
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