Urban Dictionary: Bishrexual

Top definition

You are sexually attracted to Shrek and only Shrek

I’m Bishrexual

by StuffinCrust November 08, 2019

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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020

The definition of Bi-Shrexual, commonly known as Bi-Shrexuality means loving the hot ogre lord Shrek no matter what form, human or not.

Justin: MOM, DAD, I'M BI-SHREXUAL
Mom: oh dear..
Dad: son please.

by gremlin slut May 09, 2020

When you want to fuck shrek more than your girlfriend Patricia

Guy ‘I need to tell you something’
Girlfriend ‘I’m all ears’
Guy ‘I am bishrexual’
Girlfriend ‘bi-what’
Guy ‘I wanna fuck shrek, I’m leaving you’

by Wilson woof woof July 09, 2021

A person who is attracted to both male and female ogres. (Or people if you're into that)

Shrek: Fiona! I've turned into a woman!
Fiona: It's okay, I'm bishrexual