Urban Dictionary: Bishreksual

The sexual attraction to Shrek, Onions, and your swamp

Luci: I orgasm at the idea of shrek protecting his swamp by throwing onions at trespassers.
Timothy: Oh you must be Bishreksual. Welcome to the club.

by Bishreksual March 02, 2018

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Bishreksual

When a Man/Woman/Transgender/Other likes men, woman and has sexual feelings for shrek.

Person 1: I'm bishreksual
Person 2: I'm bisexual
Shrek: I am shrek
Groot: I am groot

by CookieTheKitty March 28, 2015

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Bishreksual

where you are sexually attracted to Shrek

"hey, are you gay?"
"nah im bishreksual"

by Xocrone May 12, 2020

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Bishreksual

When you're attracted to both one gender and shrek. If you're a bishreksual girl, you're attracted to both guys and Shrek, and if you're a bishreksual guy, you're attracted to both girls and Shrek

It was hard coming out to my parents and telling them I was bishreksual, but eventually they decided that it's better that I'm attracted to girls and Shrek than it would be if I was attracted to guys and girls

by The Moister Oyster July 09, 2015

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BiShreksual

When you're bisexual, but the only male you love is Shrek.

Guy one: hey you seem pretty cute
Guy two: sorry, I'm bishreksual, Shrek is the only man for me
Guy one: :(

by candlehead December 02, 2020

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Bishreksual

Being attracted to Shrek twice... because once isn't enough.

Fiona is bishreksual and wants to take 2 massive chomps out of his celery cock.

by hihenryitsjosie May 10, 2020

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BiShreksual

Being sexually attracted to both donkeys, and ogres.

“Congrats on coming out as bishreksual!”

by ZD Cosby May 04, 2020

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