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A broken condom; a sabotaged, improperly worn, expired, or defective condom.
β€œIt’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”

β€œI’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”
by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018
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Jun 21 Word of the Day
A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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