the day you were born. dont expect to have a birthday party after you turn 13. after that, all you get is a card.

A special holiday that only occurs on each day that is great at your Junes

It's ana's birthday so go wish her happy birthday at @ana_mitran on instagram .

Today's the day
That your mom's vag was on display
Your fat fuck-face slipped

I went to CVS and bought the first card I saw
It said congrats on that Torah reading
Fucking mazel tov

The best occasion of the year, because for example you could get free money on your birthday, you could get a free car on your birthday, etc.. Basically, one of your birthdays could be the best day of your life, just because of a good event happening for free.

A day that you celebrate (happily) coming out of a vagina and into existence.