The one day of the year that you should be able to do whatever you want, but ends up being the day that you do what everyone else thinks you want.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

The day I came out of a vagina

A holiday that occurs every 365 days in celebration of freedom from the mother's womb.

expelled from a safe, warm environment into a cold, wicked world to live with pain, suffering, frustration, pedophiles, rapists, murderers, disease, poverty so you can die......

a day to celebrate that you havent died in in the last year

The day on which your mother, through excruciating pain and agony, pushed you out of her vagina and gave birth.