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The one day of the year that you should be able to do whatever you want, but ends up being the day that you do what everyone else thinks you want.
Ricky: "I'm good with just staying home and watching Football..."

Family/Friends: "No! It's your Birthday! Come on, let's go out for dinner/drinks/socializing!"
by Choopies December 12, 2010
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means β€œSeize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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A holiday that occurs every 365 days in celebration of freedom from the mother's womb.
by Sue Doe Nymm June 05, 2009
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expelled from a safe, warm environment into a cold, wicked world to live with pain, suffering, frustration, pedophiles, rapists, murderers, disease, poverty so you can die......
birth-day, birthday, birth, world, baby, hell, delivery
by psychoesthesiac July 07, 2010
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The day on which your mother, through excruciating pain and agony, pushed you out of her vagina and gave birth.
by JBurton31 April 14, 2010
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