the day signifying that you're another year closer to your eventual and innevitable decay.

The day a legend was born.

Another word for period.

the one time of year when all the random kids from 8th grade feel like they should post on your wall because they'll be a good person. in reality, no one gives a shit.

the day nine months after the condom broke

Anniversay of one's birth.

Something not celecrated by Jehovah's Witnesses.