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The BRE is a concept of getting with someone, having a relationship and having sex with them, followed by making them buy you presents because it "turns out" that soon it's your birthday (surprise surprise). Must be planned in advanced - birthdays shouldn't match.
After you have profitted, your next destination is of course Dump City.
After you have profitted, your next destination is of course Dump City.
"You're with Sarah now? Seriously?"
"Na, just a Birthday Relationship Exploit. She's the one with the super rich parents, remember?"
"Na, just a Birthday Relationship Exploit. She's the one with the super rich parents, remember?"
by A_E_M September 25, 2015
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018