This cake is the dried and combined juices of both parents when a successful conception has occurred. It can be found anywhere and is not recommended for eating.

Putting a bunch of Columbian Bam Bam on your dick right before you bang a girl in the ass. Then blow your load in her ear and slap the side of her head.

When you cum on someones ass and then stuff candles in their anus and light them

On your girlfriend or wife's birthday, you buy her favorite birthday cake and feed it to her. About a half hour later, you have sex with her doggie-style, and while penetrating her vagina,you stick a ping-pong paddle, or other flat, round shaped object, into her anus. She then takes a dump that comes out in the shape of a cake. You flip her on her back, placing the "birthday cake" on her stomach, adding a lit candle or two. You then fuck her missionary style, and when you cum you ejaculate "frosting" all over the birthday cake, also extinguishing the lit candles. Happy Birthday, Sweetie!

The act of eating several helpings of beans and deficating them on somebodys person.

A phrase used to express frustration towards cynics, haters, and other killjoys.

Literally a gift from the Gods. This sensational bliss tastes of birthday cake and looks like a unicorn. Undoubtedly the best ice cream flavor to ever grace our universe.