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A chart that is supposed to affect your life, personality, and physical appearance somehow. Although, instead of meeting it’s goals, it rather became a POS that brainwashes people into thinking they are a dick because Saturn is in retrograde.
Ella: “Hey Jade, having you calculated your birth chart?”
Jade: “What’s a birth chart?”
Ella: “Basically an alignment of planets that represent your basic needs, looks, persona, etc.”
Jade: “Cool, does it have anything to do with the scientific or medical field?”
Ella: “No, more like astrology.”
Jade: “Ohhh... then, it’s utter bs.”
Jade: “What’s a birth chart?”
Ella: “Basically an alignment of planets that represent your basic needs, looks, persona, etc.”
Jade: “Cool, does it have anything to do with the scientific or medical field?”
Ella: “No, more like astrology.”
Jade: “Ohhh... then, it’s utter bs.”
by Not a dumba$$ December 29, 2020
Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!
Rational person: Shut up psycho
Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020