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Condors that are secretly against you and your car and attacks with plot and poop strategies. Damages range from small brown/white poop marks to large green disgusting ones. Ultimately leading to you taking your vehicle to a car wash.
Bob: So what your doing this weekend mike?
Mike: F***ing cleaning my car, look at all that BIRD SHIT! F***ing pigeons.
by Mike718 April 08, 2008
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When you follow someone on Twitter - just to be nice and give them a follower or two - and then they incessantly tweet at you about nothing, about shit you really don't give a damn about.

And you get bird shit on about 10 times in a row.
Incoming Bird Shit - I'm going to the #Food Lion - what should I buy?

Incoming Bird Shit - Should I wear the #white t shirt or the #yellow?

Incoming Bird Shit - @noname, you are so #right
by Trying_to_avoid_bird_shit June 21, 2009
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A young charlie lennie looking fag with a chode that gets shitted on while fucking a hoe named justine
Me and my friend Birdshit went to eat at KFC
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A nickname for any money grubbing hoe named Bridget.
Bridget;"I think that you should take me to the zoo, after you take me for lunch."

Kendall;" Hey BIRDSHIT, I think you should hop the fuck out of the car."
by kingjo August 23, 2007
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A creamy white shit stuff that comes out of the butt-hole of a bird. Sometimes it can be green, orange, red, and many varieties of colors, many depending on the food the bird eats.
Madi Holy slut kangaroo, that Bird Shit is orange!
Kenna Must be eating some mangos.
Madi AWHH SHOOT!
by BigMommaHollaAtDaddy January 30, 2011
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