When a guy jizzes in someone or people in public without them knowing

a word used against white people; similar to cracka, honkey, or whitey.

When a person goes the bathroom and plays Angry Birds. This usually involves sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep.

The feces emitted from the rear of a bird. It’s white and fun to look at.

Condors that are secretly against you and your car and attacks with plot and poop strategies. Damages range from small brown/white poop marks to large green disgusting ones. Ultimately leading to you taking your vehicle to a car wash.

When you follow someone on Twitter - just to be nice and give them a follower or two - and then they incessantly tweet at you about nothing, about shit you really don't give a damn about.

And you get bird shit on about 10 times in a row.

Bird shitting is when you have a long enough penis, to insert it, into your anus and ejaculate.

Instead of using a dirty old shirt or sock, just swallow it up with your anus mouth.