When a homosexual ejaculates onto or into his partners beard that is at least 3 to 4 inches long, making it resemble a well lived in nest that is covered in bird shit.
by VVvvvvvvvvvvvcvjccRogerjoh June 19, 2017
by slang_gang January 29, 2016
A sexual act or favor when one shaves off his/her or their partner's pubic hair, stuffs the pubes into the mouth of their partner and then proceeds to defecate on top of the pubes...thus simulating a bird or if you will, a "turds" nest.
So my boyfriend Miles loves it when I will up his mouth by performing a birds nest with him and his mother DeeDee.
by Dirty Dodson March 3, 2008
The act of one plucking pubes from his/her pubic region and placing them neatly around the toilet seat creating what appears to be a "Birds Nest". Urine is often used to fuse the pubic hairs to the seat.
by Dienasty May 4, 2009
a sexual act when the male takes his balls and wraps them around the female partners hair; as to look like a birds nest with two little eggs, tweet tweet!!!!!
early in the morning my girl awoke to find my balls nestled softly in a nest of hair....her hair...I gave her a Birds Nest.......TWEET TWEET!!!!!
by Mr. Trout 2 June 20, 2006
you get a girl with at least medium length hair... wrap your dick with it and jerk off. afterwards, you have a bird's nest.
if your girlfriend is sleeping you can rub one out with her hair and she'll wake up with a beautiful bird's nest. she will be so happy and grateful. it's a gift perfect for any occasion.
by gohn December 4, 2009
The group of tangled wires behind your home entertainment system about to start a fire and blow up your whole freakin home.
by MeGn November 2, 2003