Tired, not in the mood, couldn't be fucked.

Birch beer - it's like root beer except

Made from the sap that comes from

Birch trees .

Very popular in Pennsylvania

A blond girl that is average in height. She doesn't brush her teeth and loves to chew on her own toe jam. She's also a stalker.

as in Birch Run, Michigan.
a smaller town in Saginaw County.
a farm town with a large outlet mall.
that everyone in Michigan knows as "that place with the mall."

An excellent kindling for use with bonfires, and a delightful drinking game during said bonfire. The individual(s) who procured the Birch Bark has entitlement to use the term in any discussion around the bonfire, and all must drink when the term is used. Those who did not participate in the Birch Bark procurement may not use the term, and if they do say the term must drink.

A dumbass that's stupid as a birch tree

A self centered jypsy who loves guys and lives on a fairground and is a "chef" that cooks horse meet burgers