The Political Act of spouting crazy Far Right wing Rhetoric and conspiracy theories on par with what the John Birch Society says.
Conspiracy theories about there being a War on Christmas, that Global Warming is Socialist Conspiracy to redistribute wealth, and that fluoride in the water is a communist plot are just a few examples.
Did you see that Tea Part spokesman go on about Global Warming being a Hoax to redistribute wealth? Yeah, he's John Birch Crazy.
by Libertatis October 02, 2013
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used to describe someone who lets all of the neighborhood children, midgets, small mammals, etc. swing on or hang from his/her erect penis
"dude, where the hellz were ya?"
"i was hangin' out with Foges."
"hangin' out or hangin' on?"
"....... hangin' on..."
"Jesus, Foges is such a birch tree swingset."
by funkmasta-t May 13, 2010
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A dirty, crusty pussy usually seen the morning after sex. Also, very common during outings where no running water is present.
Yo Dude,

Your sister and I went camping this weekend and by Sunday her Birch Bark Canoe was making my cock sore.
by yourdirtydiaper August 24, 2009
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Naturalized American citizens of recent Latin American descent who follow a right-wing agenda, particularly advocating strong anti-immigration policies.
Julio's parents crossed into the country illegally, and now he says Navy Seals should patrol the Rio Grande.
Oh man, another Juan Birch Society member.
by BlueLew June 11, 2010
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When a nigga being a bitch ass hoe and you in school.
Jimmy: "Bro, you built like a thanos car."
DeQuaviontae: "Nigga, you a birch ash how."
by iKobejack October 15, 2018
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A prepubescent youth having intercourse with the knot on the birch crossbar used to support his Mattress Box Spring.
Although Art tried multiple times to convince Maggie to have sex with him after the Junior Prom- he once again had to rely on his Birch-Blond Babe to satisfy his sexual needs.
by ArtieJ February 04, 2008
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