Urban Dictionary: Birched

Birch

A word made by a 5 yr old girl with -100 IQ trying to social but didn’t succeed since she’s immature and childish who only know how to watch peppa pig and drink milk

You birch

by charxcharlotte January 04, 2020

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Birch

You accidentally typed birch instead of bitch, didn't ya?

Oh shit! I used the word birch instead of bitch!

by The Moon Moon February 11, 2017

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Birch

I type of wood that attracts the ladies.

I thought that my sex life was over. I made a non fire with Birch and BAM!! I can’t get the ladies off my dick.

by J. Doe September 22, 2020

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Birch

A type of wood that attracts the ladies. Known for it’s romantic blue flame.

I lit a fire with some Birch logs and got laid instantly.

by J. Doe September 22, 2020

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Birch

Wood that gets woman aroused.

I was at a non fire. We through in the Birch and the woman came from everywhere.

by J. Doe October 06, 2020

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Birch

A women with very big and pointy nipples. You can most likely see them through her bra

Man one: Look at that birch over there
Man two: look at the size of those

by Daddy pig boys June 18, 2021

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Birch

A Fancy Bitch

I saw some Colorado Birches and they were so majestic.

by Birchbae March 03, 2016

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