Urban Dictionary: Birched

double queen birch Nigga

A birch nigga that is married to the King Birch Nigga.

Double is because that person is the king's birch and a birch nigga, so that makes it double the birch.

All Hail, "Double Queen Birch Nigga"!

by King BIrch NIggA March 19, 2010

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mr birch

The greatest drama teacher living. Rumors about him spread around like butter.

Person A: "I heard Mr Birch hits people"
Person B: "Apparently he beat up Anne"
Person A: "Anne Example?!"
Person B "Apparently..."

by Alex the legend July 13, 2015

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nathan birch

nathan birch is a faggot, pumps durries like theres no tomorroe, eats ass, smokes grass and loves to laugh but dont fuck with him hell stab ya with his plastic knife.

dont dont dont dont dont fuck with nathan birch

by uaciacbcuab March 03, 2019

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Birch

Birch is the nice way of calling your friend a bitch.

You: sup bro
your friend: sup birch

Or...
Your Friend: Ohmygosh did you hear about Britney?
You: spill the tea
Your friend: She is such a birch........

by That Bish November 28, 2019

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birch

Canadian slang term for weed pens. Comes from a misspelling of “haul on the bitch”

“What you doing?”
“Not much, just hauled on the birch”

by September 14, 2020

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birch

Someone who’s kind of cool but also a bit of a bitch.

“Myron is a real birch”

by mrhbtsl April 21, 2021

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