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A prepubescent youth having intercourse with the knot on the birch crossbar used to support his Mattress Box Spring.
Although Art tried multiple times to convince Maggie to have sex with him after the Junior Prom- he once again had to rely on his Birch-Blond Babe to satisfy his sexual needs.
by ArtieJ February 04, 2008
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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