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A game made by Irrational Games (Ken Levine likes to brag about it). It takes place in the late 1950s, in an underwater "utopia" of Rapture, which can also be called the Art-Deco Atlantis. It is due out on August 16-17, 2007 for PC and Xbox 360. Go to IGN.com or Gamespot for screens and amazing trailers.
Larry: "So, what game are you getting first for your Xbox 360?"

Li Hun: "BioShock, looks fucking amazing."
by TehSchvabbas May 12, 2007
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Only the most incredible, beautiful, heartbreaking interactive experience EVAR. One of the three main reasons why the 360 is the best system, the other two being Mass Effect and Xbox Live. BioShock = Win.
"Dude, you played BioShock yet? It's seriously h4x!"

"No, man, I'm an ignorant lump who only likes to play Halo. I'm not cool enough to play BioShock."
by lamplighter January 11, 2008
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An amazing next gen game made by 2k, where you, a middle aged man, travels to an underwater 'world' called Rapture, in which you get attacked by various creatures, most of them being "Splicers", but also the "Big Daddy", who protects the demon girls you meet up with throughout the game. Bioshock is now out for Xbox 360 and PC.
Person 1: Hey man, what's that you're playing?

Person 2: Oh, it's the new game Bioshock...it friggin owns dude.

Person 1: Sweet, how much is it?

Person 2: 50$

Person 1: NICE!
by coolperson336 August 23, 2007
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youre this bitch ass guy with a sweater going to see your relatives in a plane ride but then it crashes because even god hates you and then you go underwaeter and theres thios bitch who fuckin loves potatoes and then you do things that can be considered homosexual and then theres these fuckers called sploicers and bog doddos and these little bitches you can kill or save but who CARES
''dude have you played bioshock it's so amazing''

''no i haven't played bioshock because i'm an asshole''
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1. A super badass game that makes you kill crying people that are crazy and/or paranoid,Shoot gaint diving suits, and capture little girls

2. You life getting shocked...what were you expecting?

3. Something that would probably get confused for Biohazard(Resident Evil) in Japan.
Dude Bioshock is BADASS MAN!
by blahblahblah do you care? January 21, 2009
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A great FPS game, which sadly enough is defective by design. Buyers of the game will get to install it two times after which they are told they do not legally own the game anymore and need to buy a new copy. Also, their registry is now filled with possibly dangerous rootkit technology.
Hey man, this bioshock game is cool, but I bet it would look even cooler if I upgrade my system!
*upgrades system*
"You are not allowed to install this game, thank you for choosing 2K and SecuROM. Have a nice day."
by fishmeester September 01, 2007
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