A derisive term for the Bingbot web-crawling robot that denotes frustration with the robot's tendency to inundate web servers with traffic for Bing, a search engine only used by those who don't know how to change the default search engine to Google.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.