Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
2
The lamest attempt at copying Google EVER. At least Yahoo has Yahoo!Answers to redeem itself. Bing has no cool shit whatsoever. Bing also slams Google in all its adds, which is pathetic as fuck.
Google (to Bing): You know what everybody says about you? They say that you're a Microsoft created search engine freak that's a less efficient version of me! Yeah! So don't try to act all innocent, you can take those pathetic commercials and shove it right up your hairy--
by Siouxsie & Alice September 15, 2013
3
the one search engine thats never used unless your old and dont know how to use google (or install chrome!)
why cant i use google
Because its bing no one use's bing execpt old people
true lets get chrome
*Jumps* *freeze frame*
Because its bing no one use's bing execpt old people
true lets get chrome
*Jumps* *freeze frame*
by superbalin July 15, 2016
4
sucks. Bing is basically a copy of Google; however, Bing does not provide as good results as Google. It looks bad, it searches bad, it loads bad, it smells bad, it is bad
by BENDER-IS-GREAT May 31, 2013
5
Microsofts horrible search engine wich gives you bad search results, and also copys google and is in a war with google, also rewards you for using it, and stands for Because its not google, and finally makes ads about it.
John:Theres this cool game i found out about.
Josh:I'll search it on bing.
John:Don't use bing
Josh:Why?
John:Because its not google
Josh:I'll search it on bing.
John:Don't use bing
Josh:Why?
John:Because its not google
by BingSucksBS May 31, 2013