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Your Grandma: "Oh yeah, park that thing in my tailpipe big boy!"
Mailman: "Hahaha! You ain't gonna shit right for a week!"
Your Grandma: "Actually I haven't enjoyed regular bowel movements for 20 years since this damn Atkins diet has been binding me like crazy. I've got more shit in me now than a port-o-john at the town chili festival!"
Mailman: (loses his lunch) "TMI, you old wench!"
by Nick D January 23, 2005
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To tighten something or to mix something together.
I'm gonna bind the salt and water to make Salt Water.
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Bind ; form a union
Together we must bind to paint a new future.
by Bryn Benn April 04, 2020
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To get shut down from a financial institution's offerings as a result of extensive manipulations.
Dude, did you hear, Michael for Bin'd from Venmo
by MS-NGA December 13, 2019
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Bitch infatuated (with) Notorious dick. The female version of a "simp"
"She's too busy binding over Stevie T." "Bruh... She's such a bind...."
by Flermish May 14, 2021
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