I was trying to talk to this girl, but was effectively shut out by the local bimbocracy.

Twilight is a popular film among the bimbocracy.

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you