A man who's cultural impact was not realized until he passed away. Possibly the only man in the world who could pump himself up about useless products that he probably didn't even use.
The first man on Earth to ever speak IN ALL CAPS.
R.I.P.
The first man on Earth to ever speak IN ALL CAPS.
R.I.P.
"LOOK AT THIS SHIT OVER HERE....IT CLEANS YOUR LAUNDRY, MOWS YOUR LAWN, AND YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH IT! WOW!"
-Billy Mays
-Billy Mays
by Stinky J June 28, 2009
A man with an enthusiastic voice, and a beard that nearly rivals that of Chuck Norris. He could advertise any object and make it seem amazing, no matter how useless it is.
Guy A: Dude, check out what I bought.
Guy B: What is it?
Guy A: A nickel!
Guy B: Huh??
Guy A: Yeah, Billy Mays sold it to me for a dime.
Guy B: ...
Guy B: What is it?
Guy A: A nickel!
Guy B: Huh??
Guy A: Yeah, Billy Mays sold it to me for a dime.
Guy B: ...
by Zastro June 16, 2009
A man of amazing status. who was more commonly known for his oxyclean commercial. he also advertized mighty putty, some wonder rag, and had his own show pitchmen.
Try This oxy clean!! it what made micheal jackson into what he is!! except for the deas part... -Billy Mays
This mighty putty is so strong that if you glue your dick to your belly youll never worry about morning wood again!
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!!
This mighty putty is so strong that if you glue your dick to your belly youll never worry about morning wood again!
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!!
by my hero June 29, 2009
Person 1: "I thought Oxy-Clean was useless. But Billy Mays showed me the error of my ways"
Person 2: "I know! I must've bought a gallon of Mighty Putty, all thanks to Billy Mays!"
Person 2: "I know! I must've bought a gallon of Mighty Putty, all thanks to Billy Mays!"
by ChallengerApproching July 27, 2009
A sexual act in which a man inserts the tip of his penis and she starts moaning. After she thinks she's having fun, the man yells, "BUT WAIT THERE MORE" and fully penetrates the juicy moist female reproductive organ.
by jpeck83 December 15, 2014
by Skelwor May 13, 2009
Billy was and remains the legend of infomercials.noone can top Billy's commercial presentations and his trade mark entrance "Billy Mays her with another fantastic offer" We Will all Miss Billy
July-20th-1958
June-28th-2009
RIP
July-20th-1958
June-28th-2009
RIP
by DarrenL-RIP Billy Mays June 29, 2009